Sry I called you an 8
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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