I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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