Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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