Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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