I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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