Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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