she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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