hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
