the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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