Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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