THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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