Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
should my penis look like a turkey
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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