4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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