Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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