Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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