how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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