He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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