Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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