I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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