Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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