Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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