I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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