med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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