This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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