I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I currently don't understand fingers.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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