Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I party with great urgency now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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