TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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