We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Your penis caused this!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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