He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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