so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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