i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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