There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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