My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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