you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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