nut hugger
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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