She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
