I wannas sexs uuuuu
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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