I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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