yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
