but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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