Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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