I'm so fucking centered right now
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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