I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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