Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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