You work out of a Hotel?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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