She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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