so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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