I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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