It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Jerry, you need to find god
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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