im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
