I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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