dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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