I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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