Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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