why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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